{"id":15504,"date":"2016-10-12T00:01:03","date_gmt":"2016-10-12T00:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/?p=15504"},"modified":"2016-09-19T16:14:43","modified_gmt":"2016-09-19T16:14:43","slug":"poncho-wii-u","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/12\/poncho-wii-u\/","title":{"rendered":"Poncho (Wii U)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Times New Roman;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/poncho_box\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-15502\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/PONCHO_BOX-150x126.jpg\" alt=\"PONCHO_BOX\" width=\"150\" height=\"126\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/PONCHO_BOX-150x126.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/PONCHO_BOX-300x253.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/PONCHO_BOX.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>Buildings are burning and the world has ended.\u00a0 Kind of a dark way to start out a game where you play as a happy little toaster-like robot wearing a poncho.\u00a0 In the game you play as Poncho, who must explore a 2-D 16-bit styled world filled with other robots wandering around not knowing what to do.\u00a0 Your task is to find an item left by your creator which will supposedly save humanity somehow.\u00a0 The game is available to download on the Nintendo Wii U eShop.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Times New Roman;\">As Poncho, you can move left and right and jump.\u00a0 And that\u2019s pretty much it except you can also shift between the foreground and background, hence the game\u2019s gimmick.\u00a0 You can usually see the platforms in front or behind you where you can shift, and you push the R button to shift forward and the L button to shift back.\u00a0 Personally, I would\u2019ve had you shift forward with the R button, and back with the ZR button, since it\u2019s \u2018behind\u2019 the other button. Sometimes you must time your shifts so you land on platforms that move in and out of the background as well.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Times New Roman;\">As you play, you may find colored keys, which can unlock doors with the same color key on them.\u00a0 You\u2019ll also collect red squares, and if you meet up with a certain robot in a level, you can exchange those squares for more keys.\u00a0 The problem is the game doesn\u2019t really tell you any of this, you just have to figure it out on your own. Later on you\u2019ll also learn how to repair certain robots to build a junkyard army, so you\u2019ll be doing a bit of backtracking.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Times New Roman;\">Poncho has several problems, though. \u00a0As you play, sometimes the screen will freeze for a second while it loads, and if you\u2019re in the middle of a jump, that can be problematic.\u00a0 Goals and objectives are unclear and sometimes it can be hard to know where you need to go next.\u00a0 Sometimes it\u2019s hard to see what platforms you can jump on, especially if they are in front of you, and timing your jumps on shifting blocks can be annoying.\u00a0 Luckily you just appear back on the last platform you jumped off of if you fall, and you get unlimited lives.\u00a0 If you play on the TV screen, the Wii U gamepad has a very bright white light on it, which is distracting.\u00a0 The game also seems rather short, at only around ten stages (unless there are more I don\u2019t see yet), and while you can revisit them to get more items, it just doesn\u2019t seem that much fun.\u00a0 Plus, I had no idea where to go at around the seventh level or so.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Times New Roman;\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/poncho_screen\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15503\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/PONCHO_SCREEN.jpg\" alt=\"PONCHO_SCREEN\" width=\"400\" height=\"222\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/PONCHO_SCREEN.jpg 400w, http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/PONCHO_SCREEN-150x83.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/PONCHO_SCREEN-300x167.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Times New Roman;\">Kid Factor:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Times New Roman;\">Aside from the dark intro, nothing too terribly violent here.\u00a0 If Poncho falls he just reappears back where you jumped, and if a block hits you while it is shifting, you just get digitized in a square light and warp out of the way.\u00a0 Reading skill is helpful for some of the text, but not necessary just to play.\u00a0 Younger gamers may get frustrated or bored because of the lack of clear goals and gameplay quirks.\u00a0 Poncho is rated E for Everyone.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buildings are burning and the world has ended.\u00a0 Kind of a dark way to start out a game where you play as a happy little toaster-like robot wearing a poncho.\u00a0 In the game you play as Poncho, who must explore a 2-D 16-bit styled world filled with other robots wandering around not knowing what to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":15502,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-game-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15504"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15504\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15506,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15504\/revisions\/15506"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}