{"id":1723,"date":"2009-01-18T13:47:08","date_gmt":"2009-01-18T19:47:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gamingwithchildren.com\/?p=1723"},"modified":"2009-01-18T13:47:08","modified_gmt":"2009-01-18T19:47:08","slug":"skate-2-roller-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/18\/skate-2-roller-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"Skate 2 &#038; Roller-Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #0000ee; text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gamingwithchildren.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/skate-2confirmedcopy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-1724\" title=\"skate-2confirmedcopy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gamingwithchildren.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/skate-2confirmedcopy-150x84.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"84\" \/><\/a><\/span>Yesterday I popped in EA&#8217;s new skateboarding game Skate 2. Which is a simulation game that lets players perform wild tricks. It&#8217;s got different controls than the Tony Hawk series, but that doesn&#8217;t matter for me. While the game is very good, I am very bad at it and mostly, for me, it&#8217;s an accident simulator. It&#8217;s a good game for teens and rated T-Teen but parents of younger kids should be aware that there&#8217;s a physics simulator in the game called &#8220;HALL OF MEAT.&#8221; In this tasty arena all you do is create horribly bone-shattering accidents. Sort of a skating what not to do. How that pain must feel? SHUDDER! Well, not two hours later, GamerMom learned the reality of it.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday while attending an 8-year old&#8217;s birthday party at the world famous ROLLERO Skate Rink my daughter was learning to skate. The disco was raw (Funky Town, I&#8217;m told) and the floor was &#8230; wood&#8230; and Maggie was doing well and dancing with Mom. Yeah, mom was strutting her 1980&#8217;s skater girl best and that&#8217;s when tragedy struck. Their skates bumped and Maggie went down! Linda twisted to avoid falling on her and their skates locked! Linda felt a sickening pop in her knee and the rest is pain.<\/p>\n<p>No broken bones, no other wounds, but that knee is immobile. This week we go to the orthepedic to see what can be done. Hopefully not surgery. I&#8217;ll keep you posted.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>But for now? Well, for now&#8230; Mwahahahaha! Turnabout is fair play and after a year and a half of her nursing me it is now I that am nurse! And my two children are my underlings. Linda must do as I say, she has to, she&#8217;s immobile. I&#8217;m in charge of the house!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Uh-oh.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t worry, we&#8217;re fine. This hasn&#8217;t even shaken our sunny attitude and it&#8217;s just what I might need to get me out of my own funk (-ey town!). I&#8217;ve got games ready for her and she&#8217;s promised Henry some Mario Kart tonight. I&#8217;m probably going to make her play Skate 2 at some point &#8211; so she can watch brutal skateboarding accidents. Or maybe not. That&#8217;d be mean. We&#8217;ll stick with the Boom Blox and Cooking Mama. Your best wishes are appreciated! But Linda wants everyone to know we&#8217;re fine.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I popped in EA&#8217;s new skateboarding game Skate 2. Which is a simulation game that lets players perform wild tricks. It&#8217;s got different controls than the Tony Hawk series, but that doesn&#8217;t matter for me. While the game is very good, I am very bad at it and mostly, for me, it&#8217;s an accident [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1723"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1723\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}