{"id":2030,"date":"2009-03-20T09:27:08","date_gmt":"2009-03-20T15:27:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gamesanityblog.com\/?p=2030"},"modified":"2009-03-20T09:27:08","modified_gmt":"2009-03-20T15:27:08","slug":"50-cent-blood-on-the-sand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/20\/50-cent-blood-on-the-sand\/","title":{"rendered":"50 Cent: Blood on the Sand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2032 alignleft\" title=\"501\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gamesanityblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/501.jpg\" alt=\"501\" width=\"142\" height=\"107\" \/>I don&#8217;t hate on Fiddy. I like that Ring Tone he came up with back in the day and I&#8217;m awed that a person can be made famous by being the victim of multiple shootings and not be considered incredibly stupid to get into a situation where being shot multiple times is possible. So, back from the Candy Shop everyone&#8217;s favorite Kennedy coin has made a sequel to that forgettable first game. So, here goes:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Go, go, go, go<br \/>\nGo, go, go fiddy<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s your sequel<br \/>\nWe gon&#8217; kill &amp; main like it&#8217;s yo sequel<br \/>\nWe gon&#8217; blow outcha brains\u00a0 like it&#8217;s your sequel<br \/>\nAnd you know we don&#8217;t give a dang<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not a good sequel!<\/p>\n<p>[Chorus] (2x)<br \/>\nYou can find me in the club, bottle full of bub<br \/>\nLook I got the cheat-code if yo into playin&#8217; God<br \/>\nI&#8217;m into guns and guys, I ain&#8217;t into making love<br \/>\nSo come give me a hug\u00a0 &#8230; and I&#8217;ll grab you by the neck and violently twist it and then slam your body through the way &#8211; and then shoot you.\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Sorry kids. 50 cent&#8217;s game is a male pimp power fantasy. A gangsta video come to life. Plus mysogyny! I can imagine the kid who&#8217;d want this but I&#8217;d hate to hang out with him. Not because he plays violent games or listens to violent music &#8211; those are generally fine &#8211; it&#8217;s the shallowness.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-2031\" title=\"50cent-blood-on-the-sand\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gamesanityblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/50cent-blood-on-the-sand.jpg\" alt=\"50cent-blood-on-the-sand\" width=\"450\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/50cent-blood-on-the-sand.jpg 450w, http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/50cent-blood-on-the-sand-300x183.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>Fiddy and G-Unit use a decent cover system and excellent brawler system to make a solid actioner. Action fans will admittedly adore it but the ridiculousness of the plot: 50 Cent and G-unit fight their way against terrorist in search of the Crystal Skull is kinda fun in itself. It&#8217;s as tasteless, pointless, and shallow as you&#8217;d expect. But at least the tunes are thumpin and that bottle&#8217;s still fulla Bub.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\">14+ for kids who listen to rap, watch violent movies, don&#8217;t disrespect women, and don&#8217;t really honestly believe that Fiddy, at this point, is just some rich guy with scarring.<br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\">17+ if you don&#8217;t want your kids listening to rap, watching violent movies and playing games like this. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t hate on Fiddy. I like that Ring Tone he came up with back in the day and I&#8217;m awed that a person can be made famous by being the victim of multiple shootings and not be considered incredibly stupid to get into a situation where being shot multiple times is possible. So, back [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-game-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2030\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}