{"id":2129,"date":"2009-03-30T11:14:36","date_gmt":"2009-03-30T17:14:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gamesanityblog.com\/?p=2129"},"modified":"2009-03-30T11:14:36","modified_gmt":"2009-03-30T17:14:36","slug":"monsters-vs-aliens-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/30\/monsters-vs-aliens-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"Monsters vs. Aliens (movie)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-2131\" title=\"monsters-vs-aliens\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gamesanityblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/monsters-vs-aliens-115x150.jpg\" alt=\"monsters-vs-aliens\" width=\"115\" height=\"150\" \/>Pixar makes literature, Hayao Miyazaki makes art, Dreamworks makes fluffy gagfests. Monsters vs. Aliens (which I saw in 2D because my theater listing lied to me) is that third thing. And I don&#8217;t just mean it was made by Dreamworks. But that&#8217;s all right. Fluffy gagfest is probably best when your title gives away so much of the plot.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Oh there&#8217;s more to it than that. Reese Witherspoon plays meek and sweet Ginormica, a woman who&#8217;s height makes her fiance abort the wedding. She&#8217;s captured by the government and soon finds herself penned in with Dr. Cockroach, a blob named B.O.B, a giant grub named Insectosaurus, and a fish man who&#8217;s a wise-cracking cut-up. There&#8217;s really only one alien here but the title proves literally true as these good guy monsters try to defeat the alien and his giant robots.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2130\" title=\"monster_vs_alien2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gamesanityblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/monster_vs_alien2-300x204.jpg\" alt=\"monster_vs_alien2\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/monster_vs_alien2-300x204.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/monster_vs_alien2.jpg 354w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>The only time I wished for 3D was during a head-spinning chase through actual neighborhoods in San Francisco culminating with a Harry Hausenesque monster fight on the Golden Gate Bridge. The other highlight is the moronic US President played by and modeled after Stephen Colbert. &#8220;You all saw it! I made an appearance at the disaster area &#8230; now we can go!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The story is all about Ginormica and her massive size and equally huge insecurities. At first the power is a curse, but she grows into it. The rest of the characters are pretty drab. Except for Insectosaurus (genius) and Rogan as B.O.B is frequently hilarious. Not a bad movie, probably better in 3D, but not brilliant otherwise in any meaningful way.<\/p>\n<p>KID FACTOR<\/p>\n<p>The movie has some scares and a touch of adult humor but all of it will sail over kids heads. The characters are so cheerful, you forget that they&#8217;ve been imprisioned for decades. There&#8217;s nothing upsetting except for one effective, the rest ineffective, false death scenes.<\/p>\n<p>5+<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pixar makes literature, Hayao Miyazaki makes art, Dreamworks makes fluffy gagfests. Monsters vs. Aliens (which I saw in 2D because my theater listing lied to me) is that third thing. And I don&#8217;t just mean it was made by Dreamworks. But that&#8217;s all right. Fluffy gagfest is probably best when your title gives away so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","category-movie-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}