{"id":3068,"date":"2009-09-01T03:59:31","date_gmt":"2009-09-01T09:59:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gamingwithchildren.com\/?p=3068"},"modified":"2009-09-01T03:59:31","modified_gmt":"2009-09-01T09:59:31","slug":"game-review-hysteria-hospital-emergency-ward-ds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/01\/game-review-hysteria-hospital-emergency-ward-ds\/","title":{"rendered":"Game Review: Hysteria Hospital: Emergency Ward (DS)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-3069\" title=\"HOSPITAL_BOX\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gamingwithchildren.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/HOSPITAL_BOX-150x130.jpg\" alt=\"HOSPITAL_BOX\" width=\"150\" height=\"130\" \/>Today\u2019s video games let you imagine yourself as any type of occupation, and not just a hardened mercenary or princess rescuing plumber. In some games you can be a doctor, a chef, even a lawyer. But in Hysteria Hospital: Emergency Ward, as a male or female nurse, it\u2019s your job to guide patients to the doctor, then a bed, get the appropriate medicine, and send them on their way when they\u2019re all better and happy.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Hysteria Hospital on the DS is very similar to other styles of multitasking occupational simulators like Diner Dash, Cake Mania, or Sally\u2019s Salon. Use the stylus and touch screen to drag patients from the waiting room to the diagnosis desk, then a hospital bed, and nab their prescription. When they\u2019re all better, don\u2019t forget to take the sheets to the laundry!<\/p>\n<p>Make sure to do each job quickly, otherwise your patients will become impatient and leave, and you\u2019ll lose money. Take care of enough patients before time runs out and you win. Use your earned money to buy more hospital equipment to make your job easier. Play through Story Mode and work your way up to bigger and better hospitals, or see how far you can get in Endless Mode. Aside from being exactly like every other kind of game of this ilk, there\u2019s nothing really wrong with this one and players who enjoy these types of challenges will probably enjoy Hysteria Hospital as well.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3070\" title=\"HOSPITAL_SCREEN\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gamingwithchildren.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/HOSPITAL_SCREEN.jpg\" alt=\"HOSPITAL_SCREEN\" width=\"390\" height=\"292\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/HOSPITAL_SCREEN.jpg 390w, http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/HOSPITAL_SCREEN-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 390px) 100vw, 390px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Kid Factor:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hysteria Hospital: Emergency Ward is rated E for Everyone with an ESRB descriptor of Comic Mischief. Nothing objectionable here, but even though there are picture cues to let you know what to do, reading skill is still helpful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today\u2019s video games let you imagine yourself as any type of occupation, and not just a hardened mercenary or princess rescuing plumber. In some games you can be a doctor, a chef, even a lawyer. But in Hysteria Hospital: Emergency Ward, as a male or female nurse, it\u2019s your job to guide patients to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-game-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3068"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3068\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}