{"id":435,"date":"2008-02-05T22:52:36","date_gmt":"2008-02-06T04:52:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gamingwithchildren.com\/2008-02-05\/gamerdad-de-wired\/"},"modified":"2008-02-05T22:52:36","modified_gmt":"2008-02-06T04:52:36","slug":"gamerdad-de-wired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/05\/gamerdad-de-wired\/","title":{"rendered":"GamerDad De-Wired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, today (Feb 6th) is the day I finally get the staples, wires, or whatever they really are, out of my chest.\u00a0 Most people tolerate these just fine but for some reason my skeletal structure, my broad massive giant chest, my impressive physique, is rejecting the metal that held my ribcage together after doctors so expertly bust it open to quintuple my bypass&#8230; so, in the morning, I&#8217;ll go under the knife again to have a superficial incision and then I presume he&#8217;ll take wire-cutters and remove the remaining jabby things.\u00a0 I can&#8217;t wait!\u00a0 I&#8217;ve been in low-level pain for almost two months now.\u00a0 I should be home tonight, don&#8217;t wait up for me but I&#8217;ll fill you guys in on Thursday!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, today (Feb 6th) is the day I finally get the staples, wires, or whatever they really are, out of my chest.\u00a0 Most people tolerate these just fine but for some reason my skeletal structure, my broad massive giant chest, my impressive physique, is rejecting the metal that held my ribcage together after doctors so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=435"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}