{"id":4413,"date":"2010-04-30T15:32:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-30T21:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gamingwithchildren.com\/?p=4413"},"modified":"2010-04-30T15:32:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-30T21:32:00","slug":"press-start-43010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/30\/press-start-43010\/","title":{"rendered":"Press Start &#8211; 4\/30\/10"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today the kids have friends over. At this moment I&#8217;ve got two 7-year old boys jumping around like crazy with Mario Baseball and two 10-year old girls playing Sims 3. First a HILARIOUS Sims 3 story. Last night Maggie asked me &#8220;What does WhooHoo mean?&#8221; I was honest and told her, &#8220;That&#8217;s how the Sims have sex.&#8221; Her face fell with a crash and she said, &#8220;That&#8217;s how they get a baby?&#8221; and I nodded yes. Then she said, &#8220;Dad, can you make them WooHoo when I&#8217;m not around?&#8221; Ah, innocence. I feel like a Pimp though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today the kids have friends over. At this moment I&#8217;ve got two 7-year old boys jumping around like crazy with Mario Baseball and two 10-year old girls playing Sims 3. First a HILARIOUS Sims 3 story. Last night Maggie asked me &#8220;What does WhooHoo mean?&#8221; I was honest and told her, &#8220;That&#8217;s how the Sims [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamerdad.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}