Balancing Act #67: The Waiting Game
by Dave Alpern
July 18, 2007
Some things seem to take forever. Office meetings. Your waiter bringing you your beer. Me, finishing an article.
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Balancing Act #66: Hormones
by Dave Alpern
May 10, 2007
Is that Pregnancy Glow caused by raging hormones ... or just plain RAGE?!?
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Balancing Act #65: Of Ultrasound Mind & Body
by Dave Alpern
February 19, 2007
Meeting the gray indistinct blob that is your third child with Dave Alpern!
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Balancing Act #64: My New Best Friend
by Dave Alpern
January 23, 2007
Sometimes a loss is a gain. Old memories are bittersweet, but new ones are meant to be savored.
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Balancing Act #63: A Father's Guide to Barbies
by Dave Alpern
December 19, 2006
Timely help from the tiny plastic head of Mr. Dave Alpern.
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Balancing Act #62: How It Happens
by Dave Alpern
November 15, 2006
Dave takes on Birthing Class with his usual dash of humor and... wait a minute? Why is Dave talking about Birthing Class?
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Balancing Act #61: Death Watch
by Dave Alpern
October 11, 2006
Pets are beloved. Pets are easily taken for granted. Pets are temporary. Okay, that last one simply isn't true.
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Balancing Act #60: Road Trip
by Dave Alpern
September 20, 2006
Alpern enjoys a road trip in a way that only our very own Alpern could. Come, revel in the suffering....
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Balancing Act #59: Lawns
by Dave Alpern
August 30, 2006
Alpern learns about the hidden dangers of Dad's traditional pride and joy. The Lawn.
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Balancing Act #58: 10
by Dave Alpern
July 25, 2006
Dave's balancing act is a partnership and any good partnership involves a good story. So GamerDad, with a hearty congratulations, invites you to meet the Alperns.
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Balancing Act #57: Rock On!
by Dave Alpern
July 05, 2006
About to rock with your kids? Alpern salutes you!
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Balancing Act #56: The Conference
by Dave Alpern
June 12, 2006
The rest of the class can all form a line and take turns kissing my butt.
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Balancing Act #55: Growing Pains
by Dave Alpern
May 23, 2006
Time stands still for no one... not even little girls.
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Balancing Act #54: Our Easter Traditions
by Dave Alpern
April 18, 2006
モBoy, it sure is maundy out here!ヤ
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Balancing Act #53: Cheer Up!
by Dave Alpern
April 04, 2006
Let's hear it for Purple Squad! Read on as Alpern cheers his first-born, all while scratching his head in bewilderment.
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Balancing Act #52: NERDS
by Dave Alpern
March 15, 2006
Alpern's back from a short hiatus - and nerdier than ever!
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Balancing Act #51: What to Wear?
by Dave Alpern
February 08, 2006
Dave's observations about his wife and daughter's clothing habits are definitely going to get him in trouble.
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Balancing Act #49: The Last Day
by Dave Alpern
January 10, 2006
Dave endures The Day After.
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Balancing Act #48: To Give and Receive
by Dave Alpern
December 20, 2005
If I were a politician, wars would be waged as a consequence of the gifts I give.
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Balancing Act #47: Problem Child
by Dave Alpern
December 07, 2005
Alpern is back with another report. Bumped by Thanksgiving and then the Holiday Guide, he's here to update us on his wonderful problem-free children.
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