

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
I don’t hate on Fiddy. I like that Ring Tone he came up with back in the day and I’m awed that a person can be made famous by being the victim of multiple shootings and not be considered incredibly stupid to get into a situation where being shot multiple times is possible. So, back from the Candy Shop everyone’s favorite Kennedy coin has made a sequel to that forgettable first game. So, here goes:
Riddle Me This, GamerDad – Katrina

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Riddle me This, GamerDad is a new idea. It’s a way for me to answer the questions that aren’t right for WhatTheyPlay’s Ask GamerDad. So, fire away, tell me what you think. I promise I’ll print the bad ones too. To begin, I wanted to share a letter I’ve been avoiding. I got the email, wept a bit, showed it to Linda, and never looked again. Until today. What a perfect way to start this off – a question where the only answer is silence and appreciation. Indulge me . . .
Poor Liam
I don’t know much about Natasha Richardson – I didn’t know who her husband was – but I remember mainly from the cover of “The Handmaid’s Tale” (a movie I’ll have to see now). She had 18-year old me smitten. Unfortunately, Ms. Richardson wasn’t wearing a helmet when she crashed while hurtling down a mountain at high speed. Sadly she has died. But the one thing I can’t get out of my mind (because I’m a fan) is the sorrow of Liam Neeson. We’ve seen him experience profound grief in countless films. This is one role where he needs no audience.
GamerDad Says: Let Them Eat M-Mature!
Yes, it’s true. A healthy sapling tree bends when the wind hits it while the mighty oak defies said wind. As GamerDad, I’ve always constantly try to bend. When people ask me advice the first thing I do is try and figure out what they WANT to hear. If they clearly want to hear bad things, I’ll tell them a few bad things and then a few really good things. If a parent is clearly a geek and is maybe overdoing it, I’ll advise they throttle back a bit and tell them a few of the bad things about overdoing it with video games. I definitely do not believe violent video games make a person violent. I believe they can purge anger from a person, but I also believe they can adversely affect a disturbed child. In fact, I think they’re an opportunity to help diagnose said child. Anyway, my point is that I’m going to start going off the reservation again and I’m going to start recommending some M games to parents – under certain circumstances. GamerDad has NEVER been about the rating. It’s always been about the WHY. Here’s what I mean.
This Week in Games: March 15 – 21
Talk about the Invasion of the Handhelds! This week the PSP gets an excellent looking shooter from the folks who brought us the Syphon Filter games, Resistance Retribution. The DS gets a release list that would make any console proud for a holiday release list! As for the rest … well, not very much, including a PC list that includes half the games that supposedly came out last week, and the week before. But this week isn’t about them – if you have a DS or PSP, I hope you’ve been saving your pennies … Check out the list! more…
Resident Evil V
I’ve been playing this game nonstop since Friday, it’s a terrific horror adventure. Now, you may have heard that because the game is set in Africa, this is a racist game. Yes you shoot Zombies of many races, including African. What needs to be remembered is that these aren’t human beings. See, I shoot zombies not for the color of their skin, but for the content of their character – which is eating my brains. Anyway, see if I think this one is for kids, the answer might surprise you.
State of the Heart 3/09
So the Heart Attack happened in early September. Right before that I spoke at the Penny Arcade Expo. I did an hour GamerDad speech, moderated a panel, sat on another panel and improvised a Political Gaming speech when ECA Pres Hal Halpin had to bow out. After the heart attack on Sept 2nd. it was decided I’d have a quadruple bypass. Like NOW. I threw a clot around then – it ended up in my lungs – and was released in Mid-Sept. Then I did something crazy. I worked.
Game Review: Boing! Docomodake DS
Just as folks in the United States have a gecko mascot that sells car insurance, in Japan they have a cartoon mushroom mascot named Docomodake that represents a major cell phone company. Similar to other popular commercial mascots like The California Raisins, The Noid, and those M&M guys, Docomodake has enjoyed success with other merchandising products as well, like cell phone straps, plush toys, and even his own video game on the Nintendo DS! Even though we may not be as familiar with the character, Docomodake’s DS outing transcends language and cultural barriers and remains a fun, simple little action puzzle platformer romp.
Game Review: Digimon World Championship (DS)
Did you know that before Digimon became an imitator of Pokemon, it was a keychain virtual pet game like Tamagotchi? Well, in Digimon World Championship for the Nintendo DS, they seem to have gone back to Digimon’s roots, as this plays more like a pet simulator than a monster battling RPG.
Give Blood says the Resident of Evil Creek
It’s Friday the 13th and Resident Evil V comes out today. So this seems fitting! Remember when some cranky old judge – ruling against video games – referred to one of the most famous video games as “The Resident of Evil Creek.” Ha ha! So lame! Wait, oh yeah, it happend like 9 years ago. Nevermind. This is news from Capcom about a Blood Drive (something I can’t do anymore, sadly). Here it comes…